When two partners always agree, one of them aint necessary.
Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.
I'm-going-to-tilt-my-head-at-a-perpendicular-angle-and-then-attempt-to-extract-your-soul-through-your-mouth-like-some-giant-alien-sucker-fish
Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.
You see, if you make believe hard enough that something is true, then it is true for you.
Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death