The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

A fan is a fan is a friend no matter what current he/she/it operates on, AC or DC. Thanks for being one of mine.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

If I want to be up for an Academy Award, I'm either going to have to play a tour de force of some kind or have a tracheotomy just before the nominations.

I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.