The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.

All of the younger actors keep coming up to me and asking me where all of the land mines are because they know I've stepped on them all.

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.