I'm terrified of marriage. I'm terrified of not doing something so important and at the same time I think you shouldn't rush into these things.

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.

The audience will always forgive you for being wrong and exciting, but never for being right and dull.

I had an Indian Scout motorcycle during high school, but I never could take it to school. My dad would sneak out at night and pull the spark-plug wires.

The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.