Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.

You get to a certain age, where you know you can't go over the wall, but I'll never get to the age where I can't go through it.

Having done 300 television shows and almost 60 movies, I'm tired of having guys who are younger than some sandwiches I've had, telling me to turn left at the couch. There's no appreciation of actors and no sense of history.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.