The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
It was a bit of a lark when I agreed to do [Smokey and the Bandit], and I knew we'd have fun if we could get Jackie Gleason.
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
Florida is a very healing place.
Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.