I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
Florida is a very healing place.
The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.
Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.
You're not a man until your father says you're a man.
I had an Indian Scout motorcycle during high school, but I never could take it to school. My dad would sneak out at night and pull the spark-plug wires.