There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

The audience will always forgive you for being wrong and exciting, but never for being right and dull.

My acting is a bit like basketball. Most females in my films come off very well. I give great assist. And if I'm lucky, I even score.

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.

You get to a certain age, where you know you can't go over the wall, but I'll never get to the age where I can't go through it.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.