Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
If I want to be up for an Academy Award, I'm either going to have to play a tour de force of some kind or have a tracheotomy just before the nominations.
Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.