A fan is a fan is a friend no matter what current he/she/it operates on, AC or DC. Thanks for being one of mine.

If I want to be up for an Academy Award, I'm either going to have to play a tour de force of some kind or have a tracheotomy just before the nominations.

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

Our family really didn't have a car; we had my dad's police cruiser. Later he got a Buick, and that's what I was driving when I had a wreck. I'm lucky it was as big and strong as it was, because that Buick is what saved my life.

A fan is a fan is a friend no matter what current he/she/it operates on, AC or DC. Thanks for being one of mine.