There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained.

I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.

When I talk to girls, they go, 'I'm not a feminist.' And I say: 'What? You don't want to vote? Do you want to be owned by your husband? Do you want your money from your job to go into his bank account? If you were raped, do you still want that to be a crime? Congratulations : you are a feminist.'

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.