A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.

It was the Spice Girls who messed it all up. And obviously, the appropriating of the phrase "girl power", which at that point overrode any notion of feminism, and which was a phrase that meant absolutely nothing apart from being friends with your girlfriends.

Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.

I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

But I am, personally, not a gambler. I wouldn’t spend £1 on the lottery, let alone take a punt on a pregnancy. The stakes are far, far too high. I can’t agree with a society that would force me to bet on how much I could love under duress.

All art is someone trying to tell you something.