A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.

The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes.

It was the Spice Girls who messed it all up. And obviously, the appropriating of the phrase "girl power", which at that point overrode any notion of feminism, and which was a phrase that meant absolutely nothing apart from being friends with your girlfriends.

Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.

Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit. You’d be amazed how easily and repeatedly you can confuse the two. Get a big biscuit tin.