All art is someone trying to tell you something.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

It's the silliness--the profligacy, and the silliness--that's so dizzying: a seven-year-old will run downstairs, kiss you hard, and then run back upstairs again, all in less than 30 seconds. It's as urgent an item on their daily agenda as eating or singing. It's like being mugged by Cupid.

The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose.

As far as I'm concerned, you're a feminist by default if you're born in the Western world right now.

I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that.