My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

I always give three pieces of advice to all the teenage girls when I do my talks: long country walks - it's important to get some fresh air in your lungs, and be in contact with your body; masturbation - it takes the edge off, it'll get you through; and the revolution - believing in changing the world.

Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.

Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful.

But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.