My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.

You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening. When women find the right person, on the other hand, they just... disappear for six months, then resurface, eyes shiny, and usually about six pounds heavier.

I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained.

If you've been fat, you will always feel and see the world as a fat person; you know how difficult it is... It's the same coming from a working-class background... it never leaves you.

It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.