Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

I come from grunge, and then Brit-pop, scenes where you boast about how little you spent on an outfit. ... Now, it seems you must find The Dress, then The Dress needs to have The Belt, and a complementary but not overly-matching bag must be found which works with not only the correct hosiery, but with something to throw over yourself if you become chilly.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

Who doesn't have a friend who worships her lover with a passion that seems baffling to everyone that knows them? Before you met him for the first time, she'd talked him up like he was a cross between Indiana Jones, Barack Obama and The Doctor. When you finally meet him, he's a quiet little thing who looks like a baked bean in glasses, and actually says 'harumph' as spelt.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day.

Watching 'Girls' has just given me renewed courage.