Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

I’m neither ‘pro-women’ nor ‘anti-men’. I’m just ‘Thumbs up for the six billion

Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.

I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear this is no exaggeration. Perhaps China is rising as an economic superpower because its women aren’t spending all their time reading about Oprah Winfrey’s ass.

If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round.

If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words.