Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

It's actually technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism, you wouldn't be allowed to have a debate on a woman's place in society. You'd be too busy giving birth on the kitchen floor, biting down on a wooden spoon so as not to disturb the men's card game, before going back to hoeing the rutabaga field.

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.

I'm SO glad I spent 10 years being sad and lonely.

It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.