I've generally got low levels of embarrassment.

I've generally got low levels of embarrassment.

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise

...there is the sheer emotional, intellectual, physical, chemical pleasure of your children. The honest truth is that the world holds no greater gratification than lying in bed with your children, putting your leg on top of them in a semi-crushing manner, while saying sternly, "You are a poo.

A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.

A 'sign of weakness' for a male celebrity is being found to be unfaithful, or unkind to an employee, or having crashed their car while stoned out of their tiny minds. A 'sign of weakness' for a woman, on the other hand, can be a single, unflattering picture.

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.