I am not good at small talk. I will hide in a cupboard to avoid chitty-chat.

As far as I'm concerned, you're a feminist by default if you're born in the Western world right now.

It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.

A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.

The problem that we have is thinking there's only one kind of feminist, and that she's politically correct and right on at all times, wears flat shoes, doesn't wear makeup, probably doesn't have sex, is very angry, wears dungarees, is a vegetarian.

For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have massive sweating issues, and particularly if on top of that you have quite smelly sweat that smells like onion soup.

I don't want children anyway,' Caz says. 'So I'm getting nothing out of this whatsoever. I want my entire reproductive system taken out, and replaced with spare lungs, for when I start smoking. I want that option. This is pointless.