Once you've got a big feminist and political justification for talking about how you went round to Benedict Cumberbatch's house and did period all over his sofa, then there's no reason not to tell that anecdote in the middle of a dinner party.

Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - but 'Girl Power' meant nothing more than being friends with your friends.

I've generally got low levels of embarrassment.

You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day.

I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you basically know that the entire internet is slightly drunk, it all makes a lot more sense, and you deport yourself accordingly.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.