As far as I'm concerned, you're a feminist by default if you're born in the Western world right now.

Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup.

...there is the sheer emotional, intellectual, physical, chemical pleasure of your children. The honest truth is that the world holds no greater gratification than lying in bed with your children, putting your leg on top of them in a semi-crushing manner, while saying sternly, "You are a poo.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

I never wanted to be famous. It was amusing at first, but now I hate it. I just wanted to be respected by people I respect. And I wanted to be rich. It's best to get rich, then you can do what you want.