I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
Caitlin MoranWhen you say you're not a feminist, if feminism hadn't existed, and you didn't live in a feminist world, you wouldn't be saying that, because you'd be too busy scrubbing out the toilets in back while cooking up your husband's tea and dying in childbirth at the age of 34.
Caitlin MoranWhen a woman says, โI have nothing to wear!โ, what she really means is, โThereโs nothing here for who Iโm supposed to be today.
Caitlin MoranIf I'm going to spunk ยฃ500 on a pair of designer shoes, it's going to be a pair that I can a) dance to 'Bad Romance' in and b) will allow me to run away from a murderer, should one suddenly decide to give chase.
Caitlin Moran