What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid.

Everybody that you can think of that does comedy, I have met or worked with almost all of them.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege.

I know more Australian people than I know New Zealand persons. I feel like there's a real gap in my education.

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.