As long as you're neurotic and crazy, he's great. But once he solves all your problems, he becomes the problem.

Patent leather wedges-they were big when I went to prom!

The world is full of people who all want the same thing, and you have to do a little something extra to make them remember you.

Retribution is tricky. . . . The insult isn't usually worth the risk of punishment. And eventually one learns that karma has a surprising way of taking care of these situations. All you have to do is sit back and watch.

When you're alone, it's easier," she said a little wistfully. "You can do what you want. You don't have to go home.

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.