Guys are like dogs: they never notice if you've changed your hair, but they can sense when there's another guy sniffing around their territory

When it comes to people -- don't write about who you know; but what you know of human nature.

She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but she didn't want to go home, either, because she was a tired of being lonely and she was a little drunk.

I started working for the 'NY Observer' when I was 33. After I had been writing for them for about a year and a half the editor said, 'Your stories are the most talked about stories in the 'Observer'; you should have your own column.'

We hate guys who date more than one woman at a time. I've always believed that what's unacceptable in one sex should, by definition, be unacceptable in the other.

The only way to look at men is like they're electrons. They have all these charges sticking out, and they're always looking for a hole where they can put those charges.

If you smile, even if you’re feeling bad, the action of the muscles will trick your brain into thinking you’re happy