You don't want to peak in high school. If you do, the rest of your life is a disaster.

There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh

Sometimes I think all the trouble in the world is caused by men. If there were no men, women would always be happy. ~Carrie

I think, when men tell women to lose weight, it's a diversion from their own lack of size in certain areas.

Better alone than badly accompanied.

As long as you're neurotic and crazy, he's great. But once he solves all your problems, he becomes the problem.

What I have yet to see is a real woman choose a younger man because he spent six hours a day at the gym trying to sculpt his abs.