Always look like you know where you're going, even when you don't

I know I have to do the right thing. And the sooner you do the right thing, the better. You get it over with, and you don't have to worry about it anymore. But who does that in real life? Instead, you procrastinate and think about it and put it off and think about it some more until that one little pebble grows into a giant block inside your head.

Ever since I can remember I was telling stories and had a huge interest in other people and what made them tick.

I love things that are old and glittery, that come with layers of glamour and past lives.

The only way to look at men is like they're electrons. They have all these charges sticking out, and they're always looking for a hole where they can put those charges.

Funny always makes the bad things go away.

Meanwhile I'll probably see him again. That's how sick I am.