It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.

People see you as an object, not as a person, and they project a set of expectations onto you. People who don't have it think beauty is a blessing, but actually it sets you apart.

The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.

Though beauty gives you a weird sense of entitlement, it's rather frightening and threatening to have others ascribe such importance to something you know you're just renting for a while.

Self-acceptance has been a blessed by-product of middle age.

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one

I admit that Post-it note sheets that adhere to virtually any surface are now my substitute of choice for retention.