I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Glamorized... am I glamorous?
THE MAN. Can't they realize that mankind was founded on two basic principles? Religion and Death? The one motivates the other. Both motivate the man!
I believe a lot in monogamy, let me tell you.
It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.
Dreams are, by definition cursed with short life spans.