Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own life

If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

you can have one of mine," he says. "i'll yank one out right now." no, that won't count. It has to be the lash that naturally falls out. " He gets on his knees and starts looking for my lash.

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.