All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack.

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

Love is pretty much a decision anyway. Just like happiness. You can decide to either love someone or not, be happy or not. The rest is just commitment to the idea.

You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun.

People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover.