As frightening as this may sound, what you see in the books is the way I see the world. And so far I haven't seen anything, either in Florida or elsewhere, to dissuade me from it.
Carl HiaasenI love reality shows. The folks who dream up some of these concepts are either geniuses, or totally stoned.
Carl HiaasenObviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.
Carl HiaasenMickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.
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