An attitude will give you heft.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

I write books that way - I put a first line down and say, "Where does this go?"

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.