An attitude will give you heft.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

Lust is easy. Love is hard. Life is most important.

Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks.

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.