I write books that way - I put a first line down and say, "Where does this go?"

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.

Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

I write books that way - I put a first line down and say, "Where does this go?"