When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

When do we put on the lingerie? Always at the beginning of the relationship - first couple of months, strutting around the bedroom wearing a teddy. Yeah, six months later, you've stopped shaving your legs and you look like a teddy.

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.