When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.
The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!
I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.
Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.
I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.