Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.