Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn't be a part of it anymore.

My stand-up act is very clean.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.