I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore.

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.