I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

I was over there in Hawaii. I was there on the big island. The 'Big Island' - that name cracks me up. First of all, it's not that big, so I'm pretty sure a guy came up with that name.

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!