I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't understand their comedy or their sensibility.

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

I'm always a big fan of if you approach somebody politely about something and you're not a nudge - you're just pretty honest and simple, my kind of philosophy is that I'm not afraid of 'no,' and that's way different than 'I won't take no for an answer.

I'm not afraid of putting myself out there to someone and then them passing on it. At least you could have gotten a 'yes.' So it's worthwhile to have the cojones to do it.

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.