People are still asking me if I knew Star Wars was going to be that big of a hit. Yes, we all knew. The only one who didn't know was George.

I have the ability, occasionally, of being able to step out and see who you think I could end up being. And I like to play with that.

If you look at the person that someone chooses to have a relationship with, you'll see what they think of themselves.

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I can't say that period talk is my favorite bonding arena. But I also think it's sort of funny.

I am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.