Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.

From here on out, there's just reality. I think that's what maturity is: a stoic response to endless reality. But then, what do I know?

People are still asking me if I knew Star Wars was going to be that big of a hit. Yes, we all knew. The only one who didn't know was George.

I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!

My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer.

If some gang were threatening your family, you'd go looking for someone butch to help, right? Any maybe if your mother were sick or something, you'd find someone a bit more fey.

I like the community of acting better than the prison of writing. I like sets.