If you look at the person that someone chooses to have a relationship with, you'll see what they think of themselves.

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

If talking were aerobic, I'd be the thinnest person in the world.

Ambition is exhausting. It makes you friends with people for the wrong reasons, just like drugs.

I don't do acid anymore, so I travel instead.

Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.

I'm fine, but I'm bipolar. I'm on seven medications, and I take medication three times a day. This constantly puts me in touch with the illness I have. I'm never quite allowed to be free of that for a day. It's like being a diabetic.