What doesn't kill men makes them stronger. What doesn't kill women makes men breakfast.

I say more power to [Madonna], though I don't know how much more power is out there.

I found out when I did the Oprah Winfrey show that there was a cookie jar of me. So she gave it to me. I had no idea prior to that that it even existed.

I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.

Generally someone will eventually tell you that you have to do something to help yourself.

I like having written better than I like having acted.

I have tons of stuff that, you know, seems like it's a well-constructed sentence but it is not how people talk, it's how people write. So that's why I think it's sometimes easier for me to write for actors 'cause I know what's frustrating about, you know, sentences that come out just perfect. Well, who talks like that? And who of us don't overlap each other? Except on the radio, hopefully.