What doesn't kill men makes them stronger. What doesn't kill women makes men breakfast.

I am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

My mother's career was over at 40 but she was still trying to be everyone's buddy, always smiling for the cameras.

I like performing. I like partnering with an audience.

We live in America,' he said. 'Everyone who speaks English understands you. How they interpret you is something else.

I mean, for years [my father] would been doing everything imaginable ... from speed to downers to you name it. I used to call that "changing seats on the Titanic," and I used to say that I myself was not only changing seats on the Titanic but dating the crew.