What doesn't kill men makes them stronger. What doesn't kill women makes men breakfast.

I still give my friends relationship advice, of course, and I'm not bad at it. 'Anyone's crisis but mine' is my motto.

When my brother, Todd [Fisher], was born my father was already with Elizabeth [Taylor]. I was 19 or 20 when I first spent a block of time with him.

I don't want to be thought of as a survivor because you have to continue getting involved in difficult situations to show off that particular gift, and I'm not interested in doing that anymore.

I don't like my face. I don't like to look at it.

My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer.

Waiting, done at really high speeds, will frequently look like something else.