I mean, for years [my father] would been doing everything imaginable ... from speed to downers to you name it. I used to call that "changing seats on the Titanic," and I used to say that I myself was not only changing seats on the Titanic but dating the crew.

So when I was 24, someone suggested to me that I was bipolar, and I thought that was ridiculous. I just thought he was trying to get out of treating me. But he was also responding to the chaotic nature of my life.

[When Harry Met Sally] was fine, but it was a job. And I did it right after The 'Burbs.

I was telling some people in my dressing room some of my other stories, my psychotic break, and blah, blah, blah, and no, they kind of look at you and it's just not what they wanted to hear.

I've never met a deadline I couldn't miss. I make sure my editors know this.

My mom had the breakdown for the family, and I went into therapy for all of us.

I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!