I don't like my face. I don't like to look at it.

I must say I can appreciate it when males are very male. Like Harrison [Ford], for instance. He's pretty butch. I guess I prefer butch to terribly fey.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

What doesn't kill men makes them stronger. What doesn't kill women makes men breakfast.

I am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.

A lot of the time, I'm just smart enough to be unhappy.