My favorite one to see is the metal bikini on men.

I used to want to gamble, too, until I was 20 and could actually go to a casino. Then I wasn't so crazy about the attitude.

People see me and they squeal like tropical birds or seals stranded on the beach.

My mother certainly loves caviar, but I think that's generational - they grew up thinking it's romantic or sophisticated or something.

The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into.

Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.

You know how they say that religion is the opiate of the masses? Well I took masses of opiates religiously.