I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.

I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness.

Eventually, life of the party is just like any other job. I've thought of myself that way at times, but it's sort of like holding everybody hostage. It diminishes everyone else. And ultimately, your friends don't require it of you.

Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.

I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself. To present the CliffNotes of the emotional me, as opposed to the twelve-column read.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time.