When my brother, Todd [Fisher], was born my father was already with Elizabeth [Taylor]. I was 19 or 20 when I first spent a block of time with him.

Meg Ryan was nice [ in When Harry Met Sally] ... the writing was good ... but it was really kind of a boy's club, I mean, there was Bruno Kirby, Rob Reiner, Billy Crystal - talk about your testosterone trio!

Here's what I've learned: that someone can change the course of history with a box cutter.

I guess I do carry a bit of male energy. It's like what I always say - two yangs don't make a right.

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

I think that the truth is a really stern taskmistress.

I envy people who have the capacity to sit with another human being and find them endlessly interesting, I would rather watch TV. Of course this becomes eventually known to the other person.