I guess I could Debra Winger in any number of things. She's so luminous - it's a birth defect.

I've never met a deadline I couldn't miss. I make sure my editors know this.

I just admire my mother very much.

I don't like my face. I don't like to look at it.

I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.

I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel.

Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And LA is the 'What party?' capital of the world.