I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.

Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

I was into pain reduction and mind expansion, but what I've ended up with is pain expansion and mind reduction.

I mean, for years [my father] would been doing everything imaginable ... from speed to downers to you name it. I used to call that "changing seats on the Titanic," and I used to say that I myself was not only changing seats on the Titanic but dating the crew.

Mistakes are a drag, because you get in the area of regret and self-pity.

I was born into big celebrity. It could only diminish.