I enjoy taking jobs that make fun of me - or me as Princess Leia, or me as the writer, or whatever, as some idea.

I'd like to wear my old [cinnamon buns] hairstyle again - but with white hair. I think that would be funny.

I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

You know how I always seem to be struggling, even when the situation doesn't call for it?

All my life I've been seeing things through the culture. My father, for instance, was the press's bad boy. People really hated him. He was always a big flirt. He was always in trouble - going bankrupt, whatever.

I'm the wife Spike Lee deserves. A white woman, which he says he would never be with, so let's get someone really white. I am Spike Lee's wife from Hell. I'm white and weird and I won't pay enough attention to him. If he does any more of those angry interviews, I'm going to write him and see if he wants the wife he deserves.