Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
If talking were aerobic, I'd be the thinnest person in the world.
I like birds and dogs. I'm allergic to cats.
I am a very discreet human when it comes to other people.
I just admire my mother very much.