Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.

In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.

My inner world seems largely to consist of three rotating emotions: embarrassment, rage, and tension. Sometimes I feel excited, but I think that's just positive tension.

Sometimes I think all I want to find is a mean guy and make him be nice to me. Or maybe a nice guy who's a little bit mean to me. But they're usually too nice too soon or too mean too long.

There are women in makeup and hair and wardrobe, but not in camera, not in sound, you know, and not in special effects. It's all men.

Here's what I've learned: that someone can change the course of history with a box cutter.

You're not surprised when alcoholics act like alcoholics. It's more surprising when non-alcoholics start acting like alcoholics.