Mothers are great. They outlast everything. But when they're bad, they're the worst thing that can happen.

If you look at the person that someone chooses to have a relationship with, you'll see what they think of themselves.

Everything is negotiable. Whether or not the negotiation is easy is another thing.

My extroversion is a way of managing my introversion.

I love the idea of God, but it's not stylistically in keeping with the way I function. I would describe myself as an enthusiastic agnostic who would be happy to be shown that there is a God. I can see that people who believe in God are happier. ... But I doubt.

Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.

If talking were aerobic, I'd be the thinnest person in the world.