My inner world seems largely to consist of three rotating emotions: embarrassment, rage, and tension. Sometimes I feel excited, but I think that's just positive tension.

I think that the truth is a really stern taskmistress.

Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?

Never love for me, only obsession. Someone has to stand still for you to love them. My choices are always on the run.

I can like men who are a little light in the loafers.

The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into.

[When Harry Met Sally] was fine, but it was a job. And I did it right after The 'Burbs.