I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!

I don't think 50-50 relationships exist. Men have an incredibly variety of options. It's much harder for a woman to do both things. I think traditional relationships work best.

We live in America,' he said. 'Everyone who speaks English understands you. How they interpret you is something else.

The older you get, the easier it is to spot the phonies. And I just think, how unpleasant for them.

Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.

You know how most illnesses have symptoms you can recognize? Like fever, upset stomach, chills, whatever. Well, with manic depression, it's sexual promiscuity, excessive spending, and substance abuse - and that just sounds like a fantastic weekend in Vegas to me!