If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.
I say more power to [Madonna], though I don't know how much more power is out there.
You know how I always seem to be struggling, even when the situation doesn't call for it?
Nobody wants to read about a good-looking happy person.
From here on out, there's just reality. I think that's what maturity is: a stoic response to endless reality. But then, what do I know?
Waiting, done at really high speeds, will frequently look like something else.