Still, the word "boyfriend" starts to sound pathetic after age 30.

I don't do acid anymore, so I travel instead.

I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.

I don't like my face. I don't like to look at it.

I have two moods. One is Roy, rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood. And Pam, sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs... Sometimes the tide is in, sometimes it's out.

Until adolescence I thought I had the best mother in the world. Such a graceful mother. I had this fantasy that I was the wrong daughter.

My mom had the breakdown for the family, and I went into therapy for all of us.